• Zelda: Hey I just met you
  • Zelda: And this is crazy
  • Zelda: But I need you to save all of Hyrule
  • Zelda: And I'm not even gonna bang you.
  • Link: That's completely fine, because I'm actually a decent human being who doesn't expect sex from a woman in exchange for my kindness.
  • Link: Did I ever mention that our fandom is sexist as fuck and that these "friendzoning" jokes aren't funny in the slightest?
  • Link: Because it 's true
  • 221bbarricade:

    favabean05:

    staticdiplomat:

    pickyourheartupoffthefloor:

    the-goddamazon:

    lancrebitch:

    crunchierkatie:

    i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

    i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

    I’ve always wanted to do this. I hope they all went out for ice cream later too.

    i want an update on this

    FUCKING AMAZING

    FORCED TO FLEE WITH HIS NAN

    Charlie Fisher was met by the girls shouting “liar, liar” as he walked out of arrivals.

    A cheating boyfriend got his comeuppance when he touched down in the UK following a holiday – and walked straight into his three girlfriends.

    Charlie Fisher, 20, had barely set foot on English soil at Luton Airport when he heard someone shouting ‘liar, liar’ – and saw the three girls he had been seeing being each other’s backs marching towards him.

    Becky Connery, 17, said she planned the (not so) welcome party after finding out her love rat boyfriend had been texting a girl behind her back.

    ‘He came out and froze,’ she told The Sun.

    The girls found each other through text and Facebook and hatched the plan (Picture: Lizzie Leeland-Cunningham)

    ‘We started calling him a cheat and a liar really loudly. He didn’t have anything to say.’

    After seeing the message, Becky got in touch with the 20-year-old girl – who does not want to be identified – and together, the pair found a third girl through Facebook, Lizzie Leeland-Cunningham.

    ‘I just wanted to see his face when all three of us were in the same place,’ Lizzie, 19, told The Sun.

    Becky later said that after confronting her cheating ex, he ‘ran to his nana’.

    Charlie, from Hertfordshire, would invent friends and lie about family commitments in order to juggle the three girls, according to reports.

    http://metro.co.uk/2014/09/16/rumbled-cheating-boyfriends-three-girlfriends-confront-him-together-at-airport-4870812/

    taylor-sea:

    The progression of video games in a few decades.

    ivoryathena:

    Badass women of the future:

    1. Malavath Poorna, the youngest person ever to reach Mount Everest’s summit at the age of 13 years, 11 months
    2. Ann Makosinksi, Canadian inventor of a flashlight powered strictly by body heat at age 16

    3. Mo’Ne Davis, first girl to throw a Little League World Series shutout in history, with fastballs reaching speeds of up to 70mph, at age 13

    4. Alia Sabur, youngest university professor in the world, appointed to Konkuk University in South Korea at age 18

    5. Asia Newson, owning and operating a candle sales business alongside her father, is Detroit’s youngest entrepreneur at age 10

    BRODYQUEST

    posthaardcore:

    Every inch of you is perfect / from the b o t t o m to the t o p

    This video is so sweet and cute though I love it